Blue Chelsea Scumbags, Totis and Nazis

For fuck-sakes can the bloody Germans not do anything right with their miserable existence? It’s bad enough they couldn’t exterminate the Jews, now they went and bloody lost the most coveted trophy in world football to those blue scumbags with a giant African man with hair like a 16 year old girl in the middle of a puberty crisis. The whole world had to see that racist, egotistical, goon John Terry lift the champion’s league trophy, absolute cuntary (runs off to vomit in bathroom and tries to find a rope to hang himself)!!

Continuing with the theme of utter fuckery and complete disgust (because nothing good can come out of a week in which the blue scum and pie-rats both win trophies). A rather interesting portrait of the president was displayed by a museum somewhere in South Africa (pardon me I forget the name). In which Jacob’s toti was hanging out. Of course a photo of the painting went viral on the internet because everybody wants to see the presidents pipi, really are people that bored and insensitive? If you find pictures of naked round, bald men entertaining, you should probably get yourself checked out. If that was your father or grandfather or even you, it wouldn’t be so funny would it now? As expected Zuma has threatened to take legal action against the city press and the museum because he claims the painting is not a good depiction of him and should be taken down because he is clearly better hung than the portrait suggest. Well if we are going to look at the positives from this whole thing (hard to find positives in a week where…(*pukes again at the thought of the blue scum*). White people, if the portrait is indeed accurate at least now you know size doesn’t matter. I’m just kidding of course size bloody matters how do you expect to do the booga-booga with a peanut?

The Chinese and Americans are at it again. This time they want to “kung-fu” over solar panel equipment. The Americans are angry because the Chinese sell their stuff for lower prices than they do. Americans are amongst other things (over-weight, oil hungry, Taliban killing bustards) retarded; don’t they know China sells cheaper goods than anybody? In fact the Chinese probably made the Americans and sold them to Christopher Columbus all those years ago. Everything is made in China and everything will always be made in China (besides racists, scumbags and ass-holes though those are made at John Terry’s house in London and the Blue Bulls camp in Pretoria).

I had an interesting conversation with a lesbian earlier this week and she was telling me how much she hates guys and prefers women and all that other stuff lesbians like. Well firstly she was bald, wearing Addidas running shoes, carrying a Nike back pack, and dressed in baggy jeans. Now I don’t know a lot of Taliban terrorists but those that I have seen were never wearing skinny jeans, baseball caps or eating McDonalds. If you hate men so much stop trying to look like us! Terrorists don’t dress like Americans, Jews don’t dress like Nazis!

That’s all for today hope you all have a good week I know mine will be blue and I’ll spend it sick in the bathroom. Bayern Munich why art thou screw up my week! 

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