Hello all, the anticipation of a second blog must have had you all sitting on the edge of your seats, biting your nails waiting in anticipation as if your are a five year old watching The Lion King for the first time wondering if Mufasa will get up after falling from the cliff with Simba desperately trying to wake him up ( tear shedding moment when he doesn't hey?) no? doesn't really matter you're reading anyway. I do wonder why they don't make movies like that anymore don't get me wrong I enjoy movies as much as the next guy but when last did you watch a movie that put moved you every time you watch it? matter of fact when last did you enjoy a movie so much you watched it more than twice purely for an excellent script?
In more interesting and important issues last week Thursday was Jacob Zuma's birthday South Africa's president, the day itself was rather uninteresting besides the awesome weather we were experiencing in Cape Town, (I can just imagine a text message from Robert to Jacob on his birthday "eyi comrade happy birthday may you have many more terms") but the president did announce he was getting married to his fourth wife next weekend. I am not a fan of judging another man's culture so how many wives he chooses to have is completely up to him but like most tax payers I do have a problem with the amount tax payers money used to support his wives, his household alone cost tax payers a whopping R64 million that amount is enough for all of us to cause some serious damage to our Jacob Zuma voodoo dolls (don't lie you know you own one we all do!). Yet with all of this what was the greatest disappointment to me was the fact that he announced this would his last wedding, I was still hoping that despite everything that happens in this country him and Helen "the madam" Zille would hook up over drinks one night get drunk over a bottle of Mqombothi ( Zuma doesn't seem like the wine type) and admit their undeniable love to each other and get married on the spot, I guess that dream is now over ( curse you Jacob pokes Zuma And Zille voodoo dolls) and if you are thinking there was no chance of that happening you obviously live in the wrong country weirder and more comical things have happened in this country; shower heads, Julius, Helen calling Eastern Cape students refugees and dare I say it the appointment of Peter De Villiers as Springbok coach just to mention a few.
Interesting fact for this week just to blow all your minds a little it takes a shorter period of time to cool/freeze boiling water than it does to freeze tap water at room temperature so to those alcoholic individuals if you wake up in the morning and suddenly realize you need ice too cool your beers in 3 hours time when you go over to watch rugby at a mates house who owns a big screen tv and no fridge for some odd reason try cooling your water from the kettle or hot water tap instead.
That's all for this week until next time may you carry on dreaming about unicorns and cab drivers.
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