An interesting event took place in my home town (which I won't say by name because you probably don't know it and I feel like being an absolute cunt about it and because you are South African you will tolerate my absolute cuntary if thats a word) this past week. Elevan chaps armed with AK 47s decided to rob our local ABSA and FNB which are across the road from each other. We've all heard the cliche saying "we live in a country where pizza arrives to your place before the cops do" well it doesn't apply in this case because the useless slugs were at the scene as the crime was taking place and before you start thinking the heroic bustards (emphasis on bustards) saved the day and saved the country thousands or maybe millions of tax payers money by stopping the crime the useless good for nothing incompetent ineffectual rats got into thier government vehicles which we paid for with out tax money ( I'm too young to pay taxes by the way just incase you were wondering) and made a run for it, and I will repeat that just incase you never read properly or you think you never read properly the toothless bustards made a run for it got into their cars started the ignition and ran away to let the 11 lads carry on with thier business, but then again this is a free country maybe the cops were just letting the criminals exercise thier freedom I mean isn't this what Mandela fought for? the right for people to do what they want? FUCK NO! after hearing about this there is no way I am going back to that little town (still not telling you where it is haha *points tongue out of mouth at you*) the jews probably felt safer in Germany during the haulocast than we should with the SAPS but we are South Africans and we tolerate such rubbish with smiles on our faces and sand on our feet.
Speaking off jews, very interesting bunch that crowd is besides the fact they obviously don't like sharing and despise anything that isn't. I think we could all learn something from jews and the way they treat each other, no jew will ever let another jew starve nor let another jew lend money from the bank, or take a dump with no toilet paper, jews look out for thier own if a jew is in financial trouble another jew will bail him out at no charge and will expert no payback in terms of monetary value. There is a real sense of community and belonging amongst the jews. It is no coincidence that 26 percent of South Africa's top hundred rich list consists of jews they always look out for thier own. Earlier in the week th president was talking about rethinking lyrics to struggle songs which are now no longer relevant as there is no longer an enemy that South Africans are fighting against (lying scum I say we are all at war against the useless incompetent policemen) and they only serve to divide the country rather than build and if we are looking to build a community with a common goal of development and progress I think the jews are a perect example of what some of our principles should be based on (note I say SOME no need to go all jew on me next time I ask you for a rand in a stick situation, the irony in that).
Just incase you care and were wondering its Estcourt (not such a cunt now hey?). Thats all for this week little brain teaser for you smart individuals with nothing to think about, if vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?
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