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Rick Ross is a fat bastard. Usain Bolt is a talented arrogant prick with long legs.  Kim Kardashian is a hoe. Donald Trump is a dick and Piers Morgan needs to stop PMSing over Robin Van Pussy/Pursy Persie joining the red half of Manchester (insert joke about money grabbing scum claiming to be moving for ambition here). You don’t have to agree with anything I write here this is after all my blog and not yours if you want your own blog they are free to make fuck off and go make one. Now onto the reason for this post a list of the top ten inhabitants of cuntingville according to me the owner of this blog.

10. Coming in at number 10 we have the idiots who support that red team from Manchester with the purple nosed manager who British people seem to call sir unless that Scottish red faced clown named ferguson taught me in high school without my knowledge I have no reason to call him sir! Anyway “Men United” has arguably the most annoying, bias, loud and retarded fans in sport testimony to that is the fact that most of them still believe David Beckham still plays for them, but then again anybody who finds anything honorable in a guy who had an affair with his brother’s wife is a cunt!

9. Barak Obama fuck him glorified black man who hasn’t done shit since he got into office now I am all for black power and all that other revolutionary shit but really how is this guy different to Bush? 3^rd world countries are rich places abundant in resources but plutocracies run by people like Obama and Bush are the reason people are still hungry all over the world did I mention how they killed Gaddafi for oil and yet let other goons like Mugabe do as they please simply because they have no resources for them to take over? Fuck him!

8. John Terry: racist scum bag chowed his team mates girlfriend! Fuck him!

7. The Kardashians their rise to fame is based on one of them making a sex tape with a one hit wonder RnB singer. Somebody explain to me what exactly they are still doing on tv? Watching bees pollinate sunflowers is more entertaining than keeping up with the Cunt-ashians.

6. Dolphins and Unicorns yes I know they aren’t people but really we all know they are just gay sharks and gay rhinos. Oh yeah you could add in butterflies there as well gay colorful moths who like roses and sunlight. Fuck them!

5.The South African police when gunmen with actual guns and serious weapons are robbing banks they are nowhere to be found but when a couple of innocents are striking for an increase in wages oh no they get serious and pull out bazookas and rocket launchers to calm them down absolute cuntary!

4. Male Porn actors you really wanna ruin that beautifuls girl face by busting off on her face? Really you can’t put that shit on her stomach or anywhere else?  But I guess you are teaching kids how to prevent teenage pregnancies instead of leaving a mess inside her leave that shit on her face!!

3. Flamboyant gay people I don’t have an issue with people who like pipes up their behind but when you walk around in hot pants and pink umbrellas wearing a shirt with a knot exposing your belly button then we have an issue. It’s not like you see straight people walking around screaming around at everybody about how proud they are of being straight do you? We get it you like the bugga-bugga from behind no need to let us know! DICKS!!

2.   Internet thugs/gangsters/bad-ass-motherfuckers/boxers/kick-boxers. You give a lad a computer and an internet connection and all of a sudden he turns into Brock Lesner or Manny Pacquio they are everywhere news websites, blogs, facebook everywhere! We all know you are a 13 year old who jerks off to Paris Hilton sex tapes internet thugs we see you!

1. Which brings us to number 1 I thought about this for 3 whole minutes before I decided on who takes the title as president of Cuntigville and when I thought about it only one group could really take it…JESUS FREAKS( a term used to describe condescending Christian people who walk around judging everybody and convincing why their shit is right and everybody besides them is going to hell and it is wrong to judge people) . Now I don’t have an issue with religious people I love Muslim people I love Buddists I even love Christians and Jews , but jesus freaks fuck them! Eid Mubarak is happening muslim people are celebrating and enjoying it by themselves not bothering anyone. Diwali will come the samething will happen bar there will be fireworks, wait till Christmas comes the jesus freaks will be out in full foprce telling me us jesus died on water and walked on caves and I am going to hell because I judge couldn’t be bothered by what they believe in if you wanna believe in that stuff it’s cool nobody cares but as soon as you are trying to convince everybody you are right that’s when we have problems I don’t walk around forcing my beliefs on you! Imagine what the world would be like if everybody went around forcing each other to believe in stuff there weren’t interested in.  Take a note from all the other religions (or even some Christians) Jesus freaks get on with your shit and leave everybody else out of it…until then fuck all of you cunts!!