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Nelson Mandela did not stay in prison for 27 years without 2 ply toilet paper for dudes to get bat and attitude from grenades who look like they could be substitutes for the zombies in Michael Jackson’s thriller music video. It’s simple really if you are nice to me I am nice to you it doesn’t matter whether you are pink, gay, blue, black, vote for the DA,  think John Terry is a despicable human being it’s as simple as that you are nice to me I am nice to you. Of course there will be the self righteous amongst you who will read this and think “he is so vulgar” or “why is he so offensive” well how about you take your self-righteous self and fuck right off to news24 because this is not a news site I am not here to be politically correct expecting me to care about how offended you are or how sensitive your feelings are is like trying to get a blowjob from Mother Teresa during a church service…pointless

Elections in 2014 and as usual the scumbags in politics have started with their campaigns and lies to get us to vote for them. I will be honest and say to you I have better things to do on a public holiday than standing in long lines to put people in power who are just there to fuck me over and spend my taxes on buying fancy vehicles and hiring Russian strippers. I couldn’t be arsed about Lindi being angry about a new McDonalds opening in Nkandla before her village gets one. If Juju and Jacob of Nkandla want to argue about who Helen gave head to first then let them go right ahead nobody cares! But for fuck-sakes do not involve Nelson Mandela in your petty arguments you can screw the rest of us over without involving the old man in your stupid arguments absolute cuntary I tell you…oh for those of you who think I have no right to complain about the social injustice of this country because I would rather lie at the beach than vote I have this to say to you…just because I don’t choose the springbok side doesn’t mean I can’t complain when Pier Spies plays like a man possessed by fairies and pink ponies.  Matter of fact trying to convince me to vote is like trying to convince a man with no arms to climb a 10 feet ladder on an incline…pointless

Met an American girl earlier this week I can’t trust that woman! Well for one she is American this is a country which made George W. president and doesn’t  allow kids to eat kinder chocolate eggs but allows its people to drive around in tanks and own grenade launchers as hobbies . I’m getting side tracked the main reason I don’t trust that woman is because she doesn’t like bacon! What kind of a normal non-Muslim human being doesn’t like bacon? People who don’t like bacon have either never eaten bacon in or they are wrong! It’s a public holiday so I am going to spend the day trying to figure out what exactly it is that I am good at but then again that’s like trying to convince white people that rhinos and dogs aren’t as important as people…FUCKING POINTLESS

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